The Pink Elephant in the 4D Chess Room

I’m your boyfriend
I’m your lover
I’m your girlfriend
I’m your stalker

I’m the white knight in your dreams
I’m the purple in your nightmares

I’m the pink elephant in the 4D chess room
I’m the blue elephant in the girls’ dress’n room
I’m the color shifting image on the mirror in the restroom

I’m your ex-b
I’m your sex-t
I’m the flex’n
You’re obsess’n

I can be your frienemy
Do it for all eternity

I’m the pink elephant in the 4D chess room
I’m the blue elephant in the girls’ dress’n room
I’m the color shifting image on the mirror in the restroom

You can call me Davey
You can call me? Maybe
But you may never ever call me baby